Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review. Below, our staff takes a look back at the past week in celebrity gossip, entertainment news and rumors.
Some of the highlights from March 13-19 include ...
Jesse James has been accused of cheating on Sandra Bullock, who supposedly moved out over the rumors. The woman in question? Michelle McGee, a tattoo model, mother of two, quasi-porn star, and apparent Nazi supporter.
Tiger Woods announced a return date to golf (April 8), but it was a slew of Tiger Woods text messages he allegedly sent to porn star mistress Joslyn James that made news. We are talking depraved, violent, messed up stuff.
John Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter, posed for some half-naked GQ pictures. She later said she was "repulsed" by those same half-nude GQ pics. Moron.
Looks like marriage trouble for Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. Trouble by the name of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, a tattoo model, porn star and James' alleged mistress.
Heidi Montag briefly hired some psychic "healer" manager nut.
Omer Bhatti claims to be the parent of Michael Jackson's kids.
Crazy Jewish extremists want Bar Refaeli to dump Leo ASAP.
Adam Lambert appearance of the week: Glamming up Tokyo.
Awkward Ke$ha comment of the week: Breast-feeding Bieber.
Siobhan Magnus ruled American Idol; Lacey Brown got booted.
Miley Cyrus hates her critics ... and the Internet ... and teen girls, and country music, and Hannah Montana, and Twitter, and celebrity gossip, and ...
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick totally broke up ... or are just on and off ... or are totally still together, putting on a united front. Who knows anymore!
These beauties are both back on the market!
Couple news: Jennifer Love Hewitt nixed the Jamie Kennedy phase; Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split; David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman are engaged; And, like, OMG, Demi Lovato is dating Joe Jonas!
Baby news: Kevin Costner is expecting baby #7; Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting #2; Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson are pregnant as well.
Police blotter: DMX is staying in jail (at least until Dr. Drew intervenes); Lady Gaga is being sued; Jason Wahler was arrested; Perez is in more hot water.
R.I.P.: Guitar legend Alex Chilton passed away, as did actors Peter Graves and Fess Parker. Corey Haim was laid to rest in a private funeral in Canada.
Phew. We really do need more members of the Hilton family in our lives...
E! News has learned the identity of the cast members of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - and, as previously reported, they included Paris' aunts Kim and Kyle Richards.
Among other socialites that will show us just how real housewives of Beverly Hills can be...
Camille Donatacci Grammer: Pictured. Former Playboy model, wife of Kelsey Grammer for 13 years. Has two children, ages six and nine, both born via a surrogate mother because Grammer has severe irritable bowel syndrome.
Adrienne Maloof-Nassif: Her family owns the Palms casino and the Sacramento Kings. Married to Dr. Paul Nassif, a plastic surgeon who has appeared on multiple episodes of E!'s Dr. 90210.
Lisa Vanderpump-Todd: A former actress. Co-owns two restaurants with husband Kenneth Todd. Has three children. Sources say many series scenes will be shot at Villa Blanca, one of the couple's establishments.
In related news: if you care one iota about the lives of these women, you should schedule an appointment with a psychologist immediately.
When it comes to Justin Bieber, Ke$ha has the same opinion as millions of girls around the world: AWWWW!!!
Actually, the outspoken singer takes her view of the young singer a bit further. In the latest issue of Maxim, this is what Ke$ha said about the 16-year old:
“He’s a tiny little baby! I would’ve loved to push him around onstage in a carriage.”
We gotta admit: that's the strangest Bieber fantasy we've ever heard. And fans have sent in plenty.
A couple more excerpts from Ke$ha's interview with the magazine:
On the worst pickup line she’s ever heard: “Wanna know my favorite? This guy said, ‘Oh, my God, did you just fart? ‘Cause you just blew me away!’ I was, like, ‘Ew!’”
On her newfound fame: “I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone sometimes - I seriously need to pinch my leg. I’m, like, ‘Am I sleeping? Is this real?’”
Rob Fusari, a songwriter, music producer and ex-boyfriend of Lady Gaga, is suing the singer for $30.5 million, claiming she owes him that much in royalties.
He filed his lawsuit in a Manhattan court on Wednesday.
In court papers, Fusari describes how he took notice of the quirky singer and "saw a star" when she first sang in his New Jersey studio back in March 2006.
Fusari says that over the course of several months, he worked with her daily and "radically reshaped her approach," co-writing some songs on her album.
"Paparazzi" and "Beautiful Dirty Rich" are among those songs he claims he worked on, and, he says even suggested she adapt the stage name Lady Gaga.
Can Rob Fusari claim credit for those panties too?
The pop star herself claimed in a 2009 interview that she came up with the Lady Gaga persona about "five years ago, but Gaga's always been who I am."
The collaborators became romantic around May 2006 and created a joint business venture to promote her, in which Fusari would get 20 percent of profits.
He says he scored her a record deal with Universal Music Group's Interscope Records, and as a result, The Fame has sold over three million records to date.
Although Fusari has a producing credit on the Grammy-winning album, he says he's owned 20 percent of song royalties and 15 from merchandising revenue.
"All business is personal," the filing by the producer reads, noting that his business relationship with Gaga deteriorated after their personal one fell apart.
The deaths of Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy and Corey Haim raised questions regarding prescription drugs, and have sparked an investigation, sources report.
The California State Attorney General's Office is investigating a number of doctors who prescribed meds for the aforementioned stars, all of whom died recently.
Several dozen doctors are being investigated for allegedly prescribing medication without medical justification. The A.G. is also looking at their various aliases.
Sources say between 25-30 doctors are being "actively investigated." As we know, Dr. Conrad Murray already faces a manslaughter charge in the Jackson case.
He may not be the last. Two doctors who prescribed drugs to Anna Nicole Smith also face charges in connection with the former Playboy model's 2007 death.
The deaths of these stars beg many questions about the ethics of prescribing certain drugs, and have now prompted a California Attorney General's office investigation.
Continuing this disturbing trend, Haim's death earlier this month has already been linked to a massive drug ring, with a criminal investigation sure to follow.
Joslyn James is gearing up unleash another deluge of Tiger Woods dirt today, this time regarding Tiger's good friend who allegedly set up rendezvous with them.
A day after releasing salacious Tiger Woods text messages depicting him as a violent, sex-crazed madman, the porn star mistress is set to leak a set of emails.
Ones she received from Bryon Bell in '07, detailing an alleged meeting in Charlotte from April 27-May 2. Woods had a PGA event that began May 3 of that year.
He won, obviously. Just saying.
The second alleged trip arranged by Byron Bell was in July 2007 to Washington D.C., and for that trip, Joslyn James was in town during the actual PGA event.
Joslyn James is coming clean ... about Tiger's dirty thoughts.
Bryon, an longtime friend and employee of his, helped set up the November tryst for Woods and Rachel Uchitel in Australia that the National Enquirer unearthed.
We all know what happened after that (there was a golf club involved).
Perhaps not coincidentally, Elin Woods has been completely absent from the family home in Isleworth, Fla., where Tiger Woods is living, for the last two days.
Elin moved back in recently, so her absence from Tiger's estate may signal trouble. No one is saying whether it's related to Joslyn James' revelations, but ...
Come on. If you were his wife and saw the kind of stuff she posted on her new site? With Tiger Woods text message gems like these, who can blame her (NSFW):
I would love to have the ability to make you sore
God girl. You better want to take care of me
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
Hold you down while i choke you and F*ck that ass that i own
I want you to beg for my c*ck. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth.
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f*ck you till mercy
Then im going to tell you to shut the F*ck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Chelsea Handler's sidekick, Chuy Bravo, was recently seen in a sex tape on a beach with another small person ... indulging in activities that are very, very NSFW.
Perez Hilton, celebrity gossip blogger extraordinaire, posted the adult material on his website. Which is what Perez does. Only in this case, did he break the law?
Very possibly. He will fight any legal action tooth and nail, of course, and there's certainly a gray area the size of California he can make his arguments within.
Many such videos, such as the John Edwards sex tape, never see the light of day because of various legal challenges, one of which may be in play in the Chuy case.
Under federal law, people who post sexual content online also have to provide a link to certain information. The linked site needs to, in essence, provide documentation that the adult film was made legally and didn't involve minors.
Perez is no stranger to issues like the Chuy Bravo sex tape.
That's the short version, but the point is, if you're gonna post a sex tape, federal law requires a link to compliance information or an explanation why you didn't.
Hilton's Chuy Bravo sex tape post has generated a lot of controversy, but as for whether it generates consequences for him, the case becomes much more muddled.
Adult Video News columnist Tom Hymes, who has written about the Perez issue, says if prosecutors wanted to go after Perez, they would have him "dead to rights."
But it isn't necessarily likely they will. For one, a federal official, not a local police authority, would have to review Perez Hilton and decide to do something about it.
"But the Justice Department isn't doing 2257 inspections right now," he says. "They haven't been for about 6-9 months. I don't think this issue is going to have legs."
Tough luck, Chuy Bravo or anyone else wishing Perez were locked up.
Despite the dubious reasons for Kate Gosselin becoming a household name, she's a bona fide celebrity now, and will compete on Dancing with the Stars Season 10!
Like fellow contestant Jake Pavelka, Kate is only famous for being on another TV show, and for the assorted celebrity gossip stories that followed in her personal life.
Can she bring Dancing glory back to Pennsylvania? We sincerely doubt it. Will she be a ratings draw? You know it. Here's a brief rundown on this DWTS contender ...
Full name: Katie Irene Gosselin (née Kreider) Professional partner: Tony Dovolani Age: 34 Hails from: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Original occupation: Registered nurse Signature look: Reverse mullet weave Signature move: Emasculating Jon Gosselin Number of kids: Eight Number of books: Three Number of THG posts on her: 140 Odds of winning: 155-1
Not only is Michelle McGee, Jesse James' mistress, a rumored amateur porn star, tattoo model and stripper, she once posed for photos in Nazi paraphernalia.
Yeah. Real normal.
The woman who allegedly had a sordid tryst with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James supports "white power" and gave the Nazi salute in a photo shoot taken at her home in the San Diego area, according to court papers revealed Friday.
The photos were mentioned as part of the ugly divorce from and custody battle with ex-husband Ronald Shane Modica, who says she's a bipolar drug user.
Jesse James' mistress Michelle McGee: A topless, trashy Nazi.
In custody documents filed in January, Michelle's ex says she "makes the Nazi salute," and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in the pics below).
She also has initials “w” and “p,” which he says stands for white power, on the back of her legs. Wow. No wonder they call her Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.
Taken about a year ago, the Nazi-themed layout, complete with swastika armband and backdrop, was the photographer's idea, but Michelle was enthusiastic.
McGee says she carried on an 11-month affair with Jesse James, who issued a vague apology to Bullock Thursday. Bullock moved out already, reports say.
Follow the jump for disturbing Nazi pics of the alleged Jesse James mistress ...
Wow, Michelle McGee. That is classy stuff. Nazis are totally back in these days. Your two kids must be extremely proud of you at school. [Photos: TMZ]
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth might not be engaged, as rumors have suggested, but they recently took a big step in their relationship:
Miley met Liam's parents. How did it go?
"They loved her," Liam told Michael Yo on E!'s Daily 10, referring to a recent trip the couple took to the actor's hometown in Australia. He added:
"It was really cool to show Miley where I'm from and how I grew up, and it's a completely different world to where she's from. We don't have shopping centers or traffic lights or anything like that, where I live at least."
Cyrus didn't seem to mind the changes.
"It was awesome, I really like Australia," she said. "You know what? The media's really cool there, too. Even though there's paparazzi, they kind of stay their distance; it was kind of like Nashville by the sea actually, the town he's from."
To read what Miley has to say about celebrity gossip, gay marriage and other topics, check out her interview in Parade.
